I don't think I have sat down and eaten a proper meal in a long time. [ since defecting from the black widow program, anyway. she doesn't eat during regular people hours and really only eats when she feels like it. while she doesn't have an actual eating schedule, she can be a serial snacker when she wants to be. (meaning, she'll probably snag his bag of stale chips in the cupboard on her way out.) ] I would have definitely vomited all over you. That would have been pretty funny.

[ funny because neither of them are grossed out by anything so! but then yelena's face lights up at the mention of his shower. ]

I will bring a chance of clothes. What is the dress code? Formal? Semi-casual? Costume party?

[ she pauses at his question. don't worry, it's not like she's coming up with some kind of outlandish scenario or anything— ]

I don't think I would be able to pursue a career in ballet now; I am too busy and I don't like being on stage like that. But if I had to infiltrate a... Oh, I don't know, some world-renowned ballet company to take down the evil forces working behind it I would be able to blend in seamlessly. So, technically, yes.

Hell, give me an hour and I could even be your swing instructor.